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Kaga simpson
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646 of 651  Tue 6th Jun 2017 3:11pm  
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A city guy, out in the countryside for the day thought he would have some fun taking the micky out of the country yokel City guy - So why do you walk about with your head bent looking at the ground, when you could stand straight like me? Yokel - See that field of corn there, well some have there heads bent because they're full of good corn, but the ones standing upright, they are empty headed.
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Kaga simpson
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647 of 651  Wed 7th Jun 2017 9:16am  
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Stranger to Farmer. "I see you have two dogs" Farmer. "Yes sir" Stranger. "What is the name of that one?" Farmer. "You know" "No I don't" "But I just told you. You know" "Oh" (perplexed) "Well what is the name of the other one?" "Why" "Why, because I want to know" "Well I just told you. Why" "But why 'Why'?" "Because that's his name"
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Midland Red
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648 of 651  Thu 22nd Jun 2017 11:50am  
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Good on them! Lol Thumbs up
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Rob Orland
Historic Coventry
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649 of 651  Thu 22nd Jun 2017 7:50pm  
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On 24th May 2017 7:57pm, Derek Skelcher said (on another thread): I well remember Wheatcroft's Ironmongers as the place where my father embarrassed me by asking for a can of "Durex" White Paint!
Many years ago my nan embarrassed my mum on a bus with the same thing - she explained how she'd just bought herself a "tin of Durex"! The other passengers must've thought it was a rather strange choice of packaging! Lol
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covgirl
wiltshire
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650 of 651  Thu 22nd Jun 2017 9:22pm  
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Blush What is it with parents and mispronunciation? My mother went into a shop and asked for "durex" batteries, when the rather flustered assistant asked her what they were for, she told him it was for her genital clock!! His face was a picture Blush
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Slim
Coventry a bit
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651 of 651  Fri 23rd Jun 2017 8:18am  
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Quel embarassamondo! An aunt of mine always referred to cough mixture as "bronical mixture", and asked for that at the chemist's. My grandmother used to refer to liqueur chocolates as "them licker chocolates".
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