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706 of 707  Tue 23rd Jan 2018 5:49pm  
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I saw my mate Dave this morning. He's only got one arm bless him. I shouted "Where you off to Dave?" He said "I'm going to change a light bulb." I laughed my head off and said "That's going to be a bit awkward, isn't it?" "Not really" he said. "I've still got the receipt."
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707 of 707  Wed 21st Feb 2018 10:27am  
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Try this. After our first one was born there was no peace in the bedroom for the baby crying, the cot being next to the bed. After suffering hardly any sleep for a week one night I suddenly snapped. I leapt out of bed and on the way round to the cot I threw the bedroom window open, I grabbed it from the cot, went back and hurled it through the window saying "That is the end of that, we are not having any more". At which point the wife, screaming, suddenly realised that our baby was still crying in his cot. Poor soul thought I had thrown our little un out but it was only the dummy. It took a few nights but no more dummies came into our house (well, maybe one, ME) Big grin
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