Have a laugh!

We all make spelling mistakes Here's one for you guys, on the Coventry Eastern By-Pass (A46) approaching the revamped TGIs roundabout

Ha ha!!

Since it started snowing all my missus has done is look through the window, if it gets any worse I will have to let her in.

Now that's not nice NormK, you should be there rubbing and warming her tootsies. Oh dear I don't think my bones could stand that weather now. Here's us, sweltering hot and having shark alerts.

I'm nearly crying with laughter here - sheer genius!

1- What do Mexican's put under their carpets? Underlay. 2- Paul texts Mary. I'm having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not back in 20 mins, Read this text again. 3- There was some really sad news today. It was announced that an innocent passerby was killed when a betting shop sign fell on him.- What was the odds on that happening.

Hi again Norm, So, that is why we had barn doors fitted front & rear!

I know a guy who addicted to brake fluid. He says he's not because he can stop at any time. I am reading a book about antigravity. I can't put it down A dyslexic man walked into a bra....... I didn't like my beard at first - then it grew on me An insomniac, inquisitive agnostic sat up all night wondering if there really was a dog Broken pencils are pointless

I must go down to the sea again To the lonely sea and the sky I left my vest and socks there I wonder if they're dry?