sally watson coventry All posts by this member | 1 of 79 Sat 4th Aug 2012 10:53pm Member: Joined Sep 2011 Total posts:48 Never go out with dirty underwear, you might get run over!
Don't pull a face, if the wind changes you'll stick like it!
Never ever sit on cold floors or you'll get piles! Just to add, I never knew what piles were, then again I was only about 5 yrs old at the time.
I'm sure there are many more pearls of wisdom out there (lol) what's yours? |
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Dreamtime Perth Western Australia All posts by this member | 2 of 79 Sun 5th Aug 2012 3:51am Member: Joined Jan 2010 Total posts:3477 Hello Sally.
The only one I can remember, other than yours, is "It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in". Always said if anyone had a cold. Not a nice one but I heard it often. Have a good day ![]() ![]() |
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JohnnieWalker Bonny Hills, Australia All posts by this member | 3 of 79 Sun 5th Aug 2012 7:30am Member: Joined Jul 2011 Total posts:338 Nice new topic! The underwear and the wind change sayings definitely ring a bell with me too.
My grandfather used to tell me "If ever tha does owt for nowt, do it for thysen!" which I suspect was a Yorkshire expression (If ever you do anything for nothing, do it for yourself). Over here in Australia it is a great test of (real) English comprehension, which most Aussies fail until it is explained to them. He also introduced me to the "Yorkshire toast" (that's what he called it anyway): "Here's to you, and here's to me; Let's hope we never disagree. But just in case we ever do, here's to me, and to hell with you!". True Blue Coventry Kid ![]() |
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Vtopian Hertfordshire All posts by this member | 4 of 79 Sun 5th Aug 2012 7:34am Member: Joined Jul 2011 Total posts:52 The full version of this (supposedly) Yorkshire saying goes:
Hear all, see all, say nowt
Eat all, sup all, pay nowt
And if ever thou does owt for nowt ManFromVtopia |
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sally watson coventry All posts by this member Thread starter | 5 of 79 Sun 5th Aug 2012 10:30am Member: Joined Sep 2011 Total posts:48 Here's another that springs to mind.
Always eat the crusts on bread and you'll have curly hair.
I ended up with a slight kink in my hair! Perhaps I never ate enough crusts! |
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Beesman Cornwall All posts by this member | 6 of 79 Sun 5th Aug 2012 8:37pm Member: Joined Mar 2012 Total posts:356 'If you eat too many sweets, you'll get worms!' is the one I always remember. ![]() |
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Elaine Coventry All posts by this member | 7 of 79 Sun 5th Aug 2012 9:11pm Member: Joined Feb 2011 Total posts:68 On 5th Aug 2012 10:30am, sally watson said:
....eat the crusts on bread and you'll have curly hair.
oops I think that I ate too many crusts - darn curly hair ![]() |
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artful lancashire All posts by this member | 8 of 79 Mon 6th Aug 2012 7:20pm Member: Joined Sep 2011 Total posts:139 Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves. So true. |
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JayC Coventry All posts by this member | 9 of 79 Mon 6th Aug 2012 8:27pm Member: Joined Jan 2010 Total posts:22 If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don't come running to me! |
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Radford kid Coventry All posts by this member | 10 of 79 Tue 7th Aug 2012 8:03am Member: Joined Nov 2011 Total posts:355 Smile, I'll make you smile on the other side of your face. Take that smile off your face or I will wipe it off for you. Colin Walton |
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LesMac Coventry All posts by this member | 11 of 79 Tue 7th Aug 2012 9:55am Member: Joined Dec 2011 Total posts:252 Don't swallow orange pips. They will grow inside you. Les |
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Dreamtime Perth Western Australia All posts by this member | 12 of 79 Tue 7th Aug 2012 11:41am Member: Joined Jan 2010 Total posts:3477 It was either plum stones or cherry stones in my day, LesMac, and If I swallowed chewing gum - I was known to ONCE - then I was told it would bung up my works!!!!!! and I remember thinking about that! ![]() |
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MisterD-Di Sutton Coldfield All posts by this member | 13 of 79 Tue 7th Aug 2012 2:38pm Member: Joined Sep 2011 Total posts:870 I remember being told that if you swallowed chewing gum, it would wrap itself around your heart and kill you. Our elders seemed to have a somewhat limited knowledge of human anatomy. ![]() |
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PhilipInCoventry Holbrooks All posts by this member | 14 of 79 Wed 8th Aug 2012 8:04am Moderator: Joined Apr 2010 Total posts:4231 Hi all ![]() ![]() |
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sally watson coventry All posts by this member Thread starter | 15 of 79 Wed 8th Aug 2012 8:58am Member: Joined Sep 2011 Total posts:48 I was also told to shut the door, was you born in a barn!
Love the replies to this topic, they bring back so many memories. |
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