| K Somewhere All posts by this member | 1 of 830 Fri 23rd Dec 2011 1:24pm Member: Joined Nov 2011 Total posts:539 Out of the mouths of babes and infants!!
The following is from a Church newsletter:
THE NATIVITY as scripted and performed by a class of 10-year olds:
Innkeeper: I've told you twice, I'm very sorry, there's no room in the inn, we're full up.
Joseph: But look here, my wife Mary is having a baby, she's due to have it any minute!
Innkeeper: Well that's not my fault is it!
Joseph: Well it's not my fault either!
Merry Christmas everyone! |
| Rob Orland Historic Coventry All posts by this member | 2 of 830 Fri 23rd Dec 2011 4:18pm Webmaster: Joined Jan 2010 Total posts:1499 On 23rd Dec 2011 1:24pm, KeithLeslie said:
Innkeeper: I've told you twice, I'm very sorry, there's no room in the inn, we're full up.
They shouldn't have been surprised to find the place full.... after all, it was Christmas!!!  |
| Midland Red Cherwell All posts by this member | 3 of 830 Sun 22nd Jul 2012 2:06pm Moderator: Joined Jan 2010 Total posts:5152 We all make spelling mistakes 
Here's one for you guys, on the Coventry Eastern By-Pass (A46) approaching the revamped TGIs roundabout
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| anne coventry All posts by this member | 4 of 830 Sun 22nd Jul 2012 6:16pm Member: Joined Feb 2012 Total posts:242 Ha ha!!  |
| NormK bulkington All posts by this member | 5 of 830 Sun 20th Jan 2013 4:55pm Member: Joined Jan 2012 Total posts:746 Since it started snowing all my missus has done is look through the window, if it gets any worse I will have to let her in. Milly rules |
| Dreamtime Perth Western Australia All posts by this member | 6 of 830 Sun 20th Jan 2013 5:15pm Member: Joined Jan 2010 Total posts:2882 Now that's not nice NormK, you should be there rubbing and warming her tootsies.
Oh dear I don't think my bones could stand that weather now. Here's us, sweltering hot and having shark alerts.
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| Rob Orland Historic Coventry All posts by this member | 7 of 830 Sun 20th Jan 2013 7:32pm Webmaster: Joined Jan 2010 Total posts:1499 I'm nearly crying with laughter here - sheer genius! |
| NormK bulkington All posts by this member | 8 of 830 Mon 11th Feb 2013 2:43pm Member: Joined Jan 2012 Total posts:746  Milly rules |
| Midland Red Cherwell All posts by this member | 9 of 830 Mon 11th Feb 2013 6:09pm Moderator: Joined Jan 2010 Total posts:5152  |
| NormK bulkington All posts by this member | 10 of 830 Mon 18th Feb 2013 2:02pm Member: Joined Jan 2012 Total posts:746  Milly rules |
| NormK bulkington All posts by this member | 11 of 830 Tue 26th Feb 2013 5:24pm Member: Joined Jan 2012 Total posts:746  Milly rules |
| Baz Coventry All posts by this member | 12 of 830 Fri 8th Mar 2013 9:49pm Member: Joined May 2012 Total posts:327 1- What do Mexican's put under their carpets? Underlay.
2- Paul texts Mary. I'm having one more pint with the lads. If I'm not back in 20 mins, Read this text again.
3- There was some really sad news today. It was announced that an innocent passerby was killed when a betting shop sign fell on him.- What was the odds on that happening.
Always looking forward to looking at the past. |
| NormK bulkington All posts by this member | 13 of 830 Sun 10th Mar 2013 12:54pm Member: Joined Jan 2012 Total posts:746  Milly rules |
| PhilipInCoventry Holbrooks All posts by this member | 14 of 830 Sun 10th Mar 2013 12:59pm Moderator: Joined Apr 2010 Total posts:3629 Hi again Norm,
So, that is why we had barn doors fitted front & rear!
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| gangan Stockton, Southam All posts by this member | 15 of 830 Tue 12th Mar 2013 11:08am Member: Joined May 2012 Total posts:113 I know a guy who addicted to brake fluid. He says he's not because he can stop at any time.
I am reading a book about antigravity. I can't put it down
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.......
I didn't like my beard at first - then it grew on me
An insomniac, inquisitive agnostic sat up all night wondering if there really was a dog
Broken pencils are pointless |
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